I would not be a great President of the United States of America. Mostly because I like to binge watch TV shows and get more than 4 hours of sleep a day. But regardless of whether or not I would even want to be President (I wouldn't), my tweets have made it so that I can no longer even realistically dream of becoming even a city councilman. I've done just too much shit talking. So I decided to share some of the tweets that have made it impossible for me to get elected/have made people realize I'm an idiot. All of these tweets have come in the last 30 days. Here you go:
Ate a whole peanut shell because of bet about a baseball game— Brocialist (@Montanablowhard) September 24, 2016
I personally think it's good I'll never die, but live eternally as a blood slave to Peter Thiel— Brocialist (@Montanablowhard) September 23, 2016
It is very easy to scam me— Brocialist (@Montanablowhard) September 21, 2016
It should be cool to be fired— Brocialist (@Montanablowhard) September 14, 2016
Sorry, boss I can't come in to work today. I was reading some Marx and just got way to hyped up on that proletariat shit. Brotherhood baby— Brocialist (@Montanablowhard) September 7, 2016
The only thing rich people are good for is trying to hard at costume parties.— Brocialist (@Montanablowhard) September 5, 2016
No one should be President. There should be a random lottery pick every thirty days that selects some poor schmuck to be President. That would probably solve all of our Problems.