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President Washington, after receiving some very critical feedback from James Madison asked Madison to ghostwrite his Inaugural Address.
The House of Representatives then decided to give a response to this Inaugural Address. They asked James Madison to do it.
George Washington, liking the very positive reception the House gave his speech, decided to respond to their response. He asked James Madison to write it.
The United States was started with Madison masturbating rhapsodic about his writing prowess.