The Library of Alexandria, The Colossus of Rhodes, The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, The Hoover Dam, The International Space Station, Thor 2: The Dark World. What do all of these things have in common? They are wonders of human ingenuity that spit in the face of God, daring him to strike down the people who dared to oppose him. And one rises above the rest, towering in its majesty, a beacon of light in these dark times, pervading human consciousness with all its glory. I am, of course, speaking of Thor 2: The Dark World. And not just Thor, but the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, from its most recent pinnacle Avengers: Infinity War, to the far too short-lived TV series The Inhumans.
Since we live in a time of fear and wonder, with each of us looking for the bright shining beacon that will light our way forward to a better world, I’ve chosen the Kevin Feige-led Marvel Cinematic Universe as my personal savior, and guess what? It’s worked out for me!
And not just on a small personal level, either. My embrace of the MCU as my moral compass has not only enriched my day-to-day experiences it has entirely changed my understanding of the universe and life as a whole. Adapting the Marvel Way has wrought epistemological changes that continue to grant me wealth beyond my wildest imagination.
I’m sure you’re wondering if this is all a little overblown. How could emulating Drax of the Guardians of the Galaxy, or Pepper Potts of Iron Man fame really change one man’s life that drastically? Well, let me tell you, it has done that and all more. Ever since embracing the Marvel Way people recognize me on the street, I’ve spoken in front of hordes of admiring fans, and I’ve made billions, simply by living like I am Dr. Strange.
These leaves just one question. How do you truly embrace the Marvel lifestyle? Easy, there are only 5 simple steps, and as a bonus to my loyal readers I’ll reveal those steps here, though be warned, without buying my book The 5 Steps To Living a Marvel Lifestyleyou will probably mess it up and turn into a Krull! The 5 Steps are as follows:
1. Be a Rich Libertarian
2. Don’t Call It Being An Asshole, Call It Being Confident
3. You Are The Only Morally Correct Person in the Universe
4. Money = Power and Power = Never Being Wrong
5. Non-Powerful People Are Trash And Do Not Need To Be Listened To
There you have it, all you need to do to be as successful and well-liked as myself is just follow those five simple steps, which are further outlined in my book, and you yourself could be just as cool and rich and famous as me! The Marvel Way has changed my life and it could change yours!!
By Elon Musk.